那些年，我所学到的名句精华。。。

*Edit:  Added in English versions for those who can't read Chinese. *cough Lily cough*

经典名句篇

结果我发现我错了！
原来带你非常非常喜欢一个女生是，
无论新郎是谁，
你都回真心祝福她。

And I realized that I am wrong!
When you really really like a girl,
No matter who is the groom,
You will still sincerely hope that she's showered with love.

每一个男生都想在自己心上人面前，
展现自己最强的一面。
但是这个方式，
并·不·管·用。

Every man would like to show his greatest strength in front of his love,
but this method,
DOES NOT WORK.

原本我以为，

我是个超有自信的人，

在喜欢的女孩面前，

我只是一个胆小鬼。

And I thought,

I am a super confident guy,

but in front of the girl I like,

I am just a coward.

 
青春是一场大雨，
即时感冒了，
还盼望回头再淋它一次。

Youth is just like a storm,
even if you catch a cold,
you will still want to travel backwards and let it pour on you once again.

我瞧不起的
不是成绩不好的人
我瞧不起的是
明明自己不用功读书
却只会瞧不起用功读书的人！

I do not look down on those who do not score well
I only look down on those people
who do not work hard, yet look down on those who work hard.

 

成长，

最残酷的部分就是，

女孩子永远比同年龄的男孩子成熟。

The most cruel part of growing up is that,

girls are always more mature than boys of the same age.

深情款款篇

我很喜欢你，非常喜欢你，
总有一天我一定会追到你，
百分之一千万一定会追到你。

I like you a lot, like you very very much,
I will definitely make you my girlfriend one day,
10 million percent (10 million over hundred) definitely make you my girlfriend,

我想成为一个很厉害的人，

让这个世界因为有了我，

而又一点点的改变。

而我的世界，

不过就是你的心。

I want to become a great person,

so that because of my existence,

this world would change at least a little bit.

And my world,

is none other than your heart.

被你喜欢过，
就感觉别人没那么喜欢我了。

After being liked by you,
I feel that others do not like me enough.



女：谢谢你喜欢我
男：我也喜欢当年喜欢着你的我

Girl: Thank you for liking me
Boy: I also like myself who like you those days.

或许，在另一个平行时空里，

我们是在一起的。

Perhaps, in the other parallel dimension,

we are together.

超帅耍酷篇

 

老板！来碗超帅的光头！
Boss! A bowl of super handsome bald head please!

 
人生，本来有很多事是使徒劳无功的啊！
Life, there are many things that have always been futile.

人生就是不停的战斗！
Life is all about to keep on fighting!

想不到 “我很帅” 已经变成传说了

Can't believe that "I am very handsome" has become a legend.

原本我以为，

如果有一天能看到品学兼优的沈佳宜出丑，

一定是上学最大的乐趣。

我说，原本。

Inititally, I thought that,

If one day,  I can see the all-rounder Shen JiaYi make a fool out of herself,

That must be the greatest enjoyment of attending school.

I said, "Initially"

白痴臭屁篇

 

虽然不能同年同月同日生，

但愿人长久，千里共婵娟。

Although we cannot born on the same day, month, year,

but I hope we can stay on together forever. 

*It's a chinese idiom. The 2nd line should be "but we would want to die on the same day, month year.*

The 2nd line that he used are meant for lovers, which literally means "Hope to be together forever, and share the same moonlight even if we are thousand miles apart"

 

 我没有不读书啊！我一念书起来，

实力强到连我自己都会怕！

I didn't not study! If ever I study, 

it will be so good to the extend that I myself would be afraid!

 

信不信十年后我连 log 是什么都不知道，

可是一样可以活得很好？

Do you believe that 10 years from now, although I don't even know what is "log (logarithm)"

I can still be alive and well?

在还没有获得女神青睐时，

左手永远都只是辅助！

因为右手摇拿滑鼠。。。

Before the goddess like me,

my left hand is always only an assitance!

Because the right hand has to hold the mouse...

(which means, he has to masturbate make himself happy with his left hand,

while his right hand has to hold the mouse to surf porno the Internet)

其实，

高中跟国中差不了多少。

地狱 17 层和 16 层的差别而以。

Actually,

there's not much difference between middle school and high school,

difference of level 17th hell and 16th only...

PS: I do not own these pictures. Credits to Huiqi T and 我就是爱漂亮的句子


P.P.S: I really hate translating now. >.<